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Thailand: Two Coasts, and the Month I Nearly Ruined

August 15, 20263 min readKoh Lanta

I booked flights into Bangkok for mid-November and accommodation on Koh Samui for the first week, because I wanted islands and November sounded like dry season. It is, on the other side of the country.


The two coasts in Koh Lanta


The two coasts

Thailand's islands sit on two coasts with opposite weather cycles, and nobody had mentioned this in anything I read.




CoastIslandsBestWorst
Andaman (west)Phuket, Krabi, Lanta, Phi PhiNov–AprMay–Oct
Gulf (east)Samui, Phangan, TaoJan–AugNovember

November is the single wettest month on Koh Samui and one of the first good months on the Andaman side. I had booked precisely the wrong island for precisely the wrong week.

I found this out in a Bangkok hostel from someone who had just come back soaked. I cancelled Samui, lost a deposit, and went to Koh Lanta instead. Lanta in late November was perfect.


The other seasonal trap in Koh Lanta


The other seasonal trap

My plan had Chiang Mai in March, which every season chart described as dry and pleasant.

It is dry. It is also burning season — February to April — when agricultural burning across the north pushes air quality in Chiang Mai to among the worst readings globally. Some days the mountains around the city are simply not visible.

I moved the north to the start of the trip, in late November, and it was clear and cool. Anyone with asthma should treat March in northern Thailand as a hard no rather than a caveat.


What the month looked like in Koh Lanta


What the month looked like

Bangkok, four days. One district per day rather than crossing the city. The Grand Palace early, Chinatown after dark for the street kitchens, and Bang Krachao — the undeveloped island in a loop of the river, reached by a ten-minute boat and cycled on raised concrete paths through jungle. Almost no visitors and the best half-day in the city.

Chiang Mai and the Mae Hong Son loop, eight days. The loop is 600 km of mountain road over four days through Pai and Mae Hong Son. I split a rental car with two people from the hostel — about 4,000 baht including fuel for the four days. Most people ride it on motorbikes; two in our hostel came off theirs that week, and travel insurance generally excludes motorbike accidents without the right licence.

Koh Lanta, nine days. The best value Andaman island — calmer than Phi Phi, cheaper than Phuket, long beaches, and bungalows at 500–900 baht.

Isaan, six days. The northeast, which almost no foreign visitors reach. Khmer temple ruins at Phanom Rung, the Mekong towns, and the best food in Thailand at prices set by local wages rather than tourism.

What it cost







Item30 days
Accommodation (private rooms)THB 21,000
FoodTHB 12,500
Transport including trains and ferriesTHB 8,500
Car share, Mae Hong Son loopTHB 1,400
Activities and entriesTHB 5,000

Roughly 48,500 baht, about $1,350, for a month in private rooms throughout.

The lines that would have blown it: island ferry hopping if I had done more of it, beachfront restaurants rather than walking two streets inland, and bar districts.

The lesson

Check which coast before booking anything. It is one sentence and it would have saved me a deposit and a week.

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